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Dr. Phil: do you feel like you always have to 'get even'?
Madea: hell yeah.
Dr. Phil: why do you always have to get even? Why can't you just let it roll off like water on a ducks back?
Madea: cuz' i ain't no damn duck!
Dr. Phil: you don't have to attack people all of the time!
Madea: if somebody do something to you, you supposed to do something to you. That's what the bible said, the bible said in 2nd duderonimo, the book of jerico. Dat the eye for the tooth and tooth for the people and that everybody who got the eye you punch em' in it.
Dr. Phil: what?!
Madea: I can tell you don't read the bible, so the bible say turn the other cheek. So somebody hit that cheek you turn the other cheek. Now you only got two cheeks, how many cheeks you supposed let them hit before you whoop they ass?
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